People who have seen the one or other candid of David Caruso - con/sans new young lover - might have noticed that carrot-top likes T-shirts. He must buy them in bulk at Costco or Walmart because they look all the same/have the same color.
Since David Caruso seems to have worn those grey t-shirts forever and one day a few of our readers made funny suggestions what should be written on those t-shirts should David Caruso decide to buy new ones - preferrably in a different color.
Here we go:
- HOW MUCH?
- RONALD McDONALD WANTS YOU!
- YOUR NEVER TO YOUNG FOR ME
- WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
- MONEY FOR SERVICES
- HENRY VIII DOESN'T COMPARE
- I'M YOUR BITCH
- SKANK FOR SKANK
- SHIT FOR BRAINS
- THE PICK UP ARTIST
- EASY
- VIAGRA INCLUDED
- STILL GOT A FEW YEARS LEFT
- etc...
David CarusoQuote of the day: Unfortunately, ranging from exasperated brooding to brooding exasperation, Caruso seems to be reacting to the increasingly incoherent plot of `Jade.'....David Caruso's intensely unerotic performance did nothing to improve his odds of being a successful leading man. (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=189416)
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