Wednesday, July 2, 2008

David Caruso - Douche Bag de luxe

CSI Miami not only stands for Caruso´s Sexual Indiscretions" and not only for a TV show where David Caruso got the undeserved a second chance after foolishly leaving NYPD Blue. In the insect world, CSI actually stands for Crime Solving Insects.
If any of you are CSI junkies, you will recognize David Caruso as Horatio Caine from CSI: Miami. He's not hard to miss, he's the biggest and only douche bag on the show. And yet for some reason, everyone loves him.
Women daydream about being married to him, men wish their daughters would marry a chap like him, babies smile and giggle when David holds them. WHY?
He's a douche bag, a big DOUCHE BAG.
His acting skills are terrible. This was brought to my attention by Jeremy, who has acutally hated David for much longer than me (I guess it goes along with being old...). What is disguised as superb acting is really just a bunch of cheesy lines and crappy predictable acting......
Quote of the day: "David Caruso bought some recycled can top bags by Dalaleo for a friend....."(

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