Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Acting lessons for David Caruso - PLEASE!!!

Everybody who watched "Rock and a hard place" (6x19) will agree with us and the poster of the following - David Caruso's few lines where PAINFUL to watch.
I'm watching last night's episode of CSI Miami
God isn't this PAINFUL.

I mean, PLEASE, someone give David Caruso acting lessons!!! This guy is a SHAME to the profession, if you ask me.

I'm not gonna cry over the incredible lameness of this show, so why not laugh about it instead? Save some tissues while I'm at it. You can totally tell they are acting, and that's usually a very bad sign.
Is this show a comedy? Nah. A farce maybe. Yeah. A big joke.

Caruso's before-the-credits one liner
(one of CSI's signature trademarks, at least the one thing they should get right out of respect for the franchise -but NO, apparently that is too much to ask as well)
Grissom kicks Horatio's skinny little ass at that game ANYTIME.


The deliberately raspy / whispery voice, the shades, the mannerisms. Ouch. It hurts to even write about it.

David Caruso shouldn't be allowed to act.

We understand ...we feel the same...

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