Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Dump David Caruso!

I saw CSI Miami for the first time last night.
I thought it was stupifyingly bad.

David Caruso's acting style
has been the subject of numerous parodies, the way he punctuates every fifth word with an overplayed dramatic inflection (when he does his lines, he sounds as if he is reading a never ending series of voice overs for incontinence medication commercials) and the famous "taking the sunglasses off when he does the big line" thing.

Unbelievably, Caruso did them all, over and over, in the 30 minutes of CSI Miami that I saw (I just could not watch the whole show).

Doesn't this show have a director?

Can't anyone restrain this guy?

They need to dump the red headed foot looker


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